congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING